Sporran licence

[Russell]

That's it exactly Mary

Only problem is - you need to start another tree.
Another roll of wallpaper is called for. Who cares what the pattern is on the back of it
The lady in the shop told me that it was actually the front - but I didn't believe her

Russell

Stewie
My belfry is sacrosanct - after all bats are a protected species over here, and mine are after your blood.

[wini]

Glad to hear you have some lunatic Public Servants over there. I thought we had them all in Australia
And I like being Batty. It gives the rest of the family and neighbours something to talk about other than the weather.
Mind you, Daughter wasn't too impressed when she came home for a visit and saw what I had Papered her room with

wini

[emanday]

Wini, there is nothing wrong with papering a bedroom (or stair wall) with something that's interesting to read

I even caught a couple of my son's friends studying my creation