Ladies.....prepare to CHUCKLE!!!!!!!

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JustJean
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Ladies.....prepare to CHUCKLE!!!!!!!

Post by JustJean » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:23 pm

:D Nothing to do with Genealogy.....but worth sharing (imho)....


INSTALLING HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance --

Particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable
programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0
no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried
running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
------------------------------------------------------------ -----

Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, While
Husband
1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.HTML" and try to
download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If
that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
the
background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food
3.0
and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, Tech Support

pinkshoes
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Post by pinkshoes » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:33 pm

Chuckle :?: Nearly fell off my chair laughing - thank goodness I'm too auld tae be troubled by nae floo'ers 'n' romance - but I remember the days :-({|= :lol: :lol: :lol:

Best wishes
Pinkshoes

PS - I've just been given better than floo'ers - a cuppa delivered straight to my computer desk :wink:

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Post by emanday » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:34 pm

Brilliant. Just showed it to my son's girlfriend and she loved it.

We decided NOT to let him read it though :lol:
[b]Mary[/b]
A cat leaves pawprints on your heart
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Post by sheilajim » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:40 pm

That was my great laugh of the day. :lol: :lol: I would show it to my husband, but he is computer illiterate and wouldn't understand a word of it. :wink:

I need another program for him.
:roll:

Sheila
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grannysrock
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Post by grannysrock » Wed Apr 11, 2007 8:58 pm

Aye that's good.

But I can tell you that as someone who has run Boyfriend 13 for 13 years that it incrementally updates itself till it is a fully Non Operating System, and despite your personal firewall it installs Mother-in-law and worse Father-in-law , which attaches unwanted curtains, wallpaper and bathroom accessories to your Central Habitation Unit while you are offline. Both these viruses delete CONFIDENCE.hlp while undermining the integrity of your own operating syatem .

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Post by nelmit » Wed Apr 11, 2007 10:09 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Merlot » Thu Apr 12, 2007 8:19 am

Thanks for the laugh Jean,
How very accurate :D

Merlot
Researching:- Cameron, McMillan, Gray, McLean, More, Hastie, McLiver, Dunipace.....

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Post by marilyn morning » Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:41 pm

All I can say is, if Husband 1.0 doesn't meet your high expectations, then try trading him in for Husband 2.0 :lol: worked for me.....

Marilyn
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davran
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Post by davran » Thu Apr 12, 2007 6:48 pm

Oh, I love it! I'll be passing that on to all my women friends.
Researching: KNOX of Renfrew. Also FORSYTH, MCFARLANE, MCINDOE, BENNIE, HUTCHISON, HENDERSON

tishgibbons
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Post by tishgibbons » Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:17 pm

yes I'll be passing it on too though like Marilyn I do recommend installing Husband 2.0 - tremendous!

Tish
Researching Mitchell Grassick Bowman Farquharson Wilson Allanach Leys Coutts Gauld McNerney from Crathie and Braemar, Strathdon and Glenbuchat and who moved on to Aberdeen, Glasgow, Ireland, Australia, India, Canada.

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