"WHats your other" "Ask my Mother".
When the eldest of my charges was little I would recite this to him. If you asked him what his name was he would answer"Andrew Baldy Bain"
One day we went to EalingCommon where a huge fair was taking place.Somehow this just turned two year old disappeared.I was frantic as there was no way he could have gotten out of the area we were in without me seeing him so I had him dead & buried at the worst,crying his eyes out at best. I lost it which is unusual for me but it was tears,snotters on the face the works..
Through the crowd I heard a tinny tannoyed voice"Would Mrs Baldrick-Bain please come..."
There was Andrew holding onto the only Policeman in the place.He had approached the Policeman telling him that his grown-up had lost him.On being asked his name had replied off course"Andrew" & your other"Baldy Bain".
Talk about a nation divided by a common tongue.

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